10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "No river, no fish."