10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek