10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm