10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers