10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."