10 Random Poker Quotes

Fish don't eat Nutz!
"I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
"So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
in the poker game of life women are the rake
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel