10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain