10 Random Poker Quotes
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Ralph Malph
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim