10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.