10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.