10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer