10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword