10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek