10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson