10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!