10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow