10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.