10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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