10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph