10 Random Poker Quotes

I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
"I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?