10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.