10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."