10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "No river, no fish."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die