10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.