10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright