10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is for loners.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.