10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz