10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• It's Free To Fold...
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.