10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..