10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson