10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth