10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier