10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson