10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.