10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"