10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.