10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.