10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear