10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05