10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet