10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine