10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die