10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.