10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.