10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.