10 Random Poker Quotes

Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.