10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.