10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.