10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.