10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-